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A religion based off the cult of Bugman. There you worship the great being with horns of banana peels and old pizza crusts. The religious doctrine must be taught bay a man named Damian, and the funds come from sold metal detectors.
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A bugman is your typical big left leaning city dweller. He is usually obsessed with consumerism, lining up to purchase the newest iPhone or MacBook when it comes out, and using a smartwatch/smart home speaker for longer than the week after he bought it. Chances are he owns other throwaway smart gadgets as well. All his tastes in movies, music, expensive food, art, and more are determined by what review sites and blogs say.
Everything about his personality and life is not defined by who he is, but by what he buys and his consumerist tendencies. He'll be subscribed to at least one, maybe multiple subscription services, he'll happily use social media and upload all of his information to the cloud, and he'll gravitate towards things that seem "rational" and use big words.
In fact, their social media use defines a lot about who they are, as they try to get the most likes on social media bragging about their life and viewing the lives of others who do the same.
Yet there is something big missing about their life, something that can be seen in their face. Something that can be seen the minute you strip away all the consumerist choices and realize, there's nothing else. Their lives are empty, hollow, and all about serving corporations, until they die, and this is seen in their empty insectoid stare that implies they're dead inside, giving them the name bugmen.
Here we see the Bugman in it's natural habitat. Man sleeping on the cement gravel next to a Gamestop waiting to get a PS5: "Confused stare"Huh? What?
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A person who doesn't believe in god, is at least triple vaccinated and plays excessive amount of video games. Bugman are typically unemployed, fatherless and follow their mothers lead. They trust mainstream information sources and are triggered by any evidence that forces them to see reality. Bugman have no sense of direction, lack drive and remain pessimistic about the future. They don't see themselves as the leading factor to their own demise and have a high sense of entitlement. Bugman prefer to engage over the computer, they struggle to maintain relationships and have low interest in women. Their lack of life achievement often brings them to find happiness in virtual reality, consumerism and video games!
- I haven't heard from Matt, is he coming over today?
- No, nobody has heard from Matt! Every time i go on my phone he's just playing video games!
- Give him a call?
- No don't bother, he will just tell you he's "busy" and play with his new virtual reality headset that he just bought on sale from amazon!
- That's crazy!!! Matt needs to get a job and stop being a Bugman
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