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The male act of having an orgasm, shooting a load, on someone or something. Usu. a big load.
Right before I had an orgasm while doing my girlfriend last night, I took my cock out of her, snd baby battered her tits.
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Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?
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a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.
You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.
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Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.
Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.
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<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
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Male Sperm Powerful Ejaculations
Come here honey im going to splatter you with baby batter.
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<noun> Slang;
Sperm and/or semen.
Same as: baby batter
"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."
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