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sexy book smart chick that typically wears glasses and bright red lipstick, she has big boobs although you can see her ribcage when she takes her top off. Don't take her downtown because she has zero street smarts. You will also have to teach a baby dog a lot in bed because she is inexperienced. check her ID because baby dogs are sometimes under 18
"Listen here baby dog im the man you've been dreamin of, its almost cuddle buddy season, wanna hump?"
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A puppy or adult dog (preferably adopted from a shelter) that a couple (usually Caucasian) gets shortly after marriage as "test case" for how they will manage a Baby.
Pre-baby dogs are often showered with affection, toys, and clothing in extreme cases.
Pre-baby dogs are also usually the preferred topic of conversation amongst these newly-weds. They are often included (inappropriately) in social functions, on vacations, on Christmas cards, and on restaurant patios.
Many pre-baby dogs spend their days at "doggie day care", pet ranches, or have arranged play dates with other pre-baby dogs.
Have you seen Delilah and Ryan's pre-baby Dog, Jaxon? They can't shut up about him. It's rather off-putting.
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A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.
Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.
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A canine mammal purchased by a newlywed couple to be used as training for eventually having children. This custom is typically practiced by college-educated Caucasian Americans.
Jerry and his wife have a dog baby. It's extremely furry.
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When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
One of the worst videos on Youtube
Car VS baby dog exists