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removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead
I gave my girl a baby seal last night.
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If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.
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1. club magent
2.useful weapon for clubbing other baby seals
the baby seal stepped outside and istantly got hit by like 5 clubs.
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An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.
Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!
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Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.
Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.
Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
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Vagina
Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.
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what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
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