backdoor bakery

When the girl you are having sexual intercourse with bends over for anal penetration, discreetly rub bengay on your condom. When you first enter her anus she will believe that your condom is merely lubricated. Little does she know that her ass will soon turn into an easy-bake brownie oven.

Girl: "Honey! My poop is burning!"
Guy: "Ding-ding! Brownies are ready! I just gave you a backdoor bakery, bitch!"

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