bacon blaster

A vanilla milkshake with crispy chunks of bacon in it.

"Try this bacon blaster!"
"Ew, dude, I'm not drinking a milkshake with bacon in it!"
"Try it."
"Fine." -slurrrp- "Hey, not bad!"

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bacon blaster

putting crispy bacon in potato canon, pointing the canon up the another person's ass and shooting it up the person's anus.

Dude i gave Jhonny the Bacon Blaster when he was asleep last ight.

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