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An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
1. when you like bacon so much, just the thought of it gives you a raging one
2. an intense craving for bacon. failure to satisfy this craving results in a psychological and abdominal suffering that surpasses the ache of blue balls.
(watching family guy)
friend 1: hey man why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 2: it's a bacon boner.
friend 1: oh okay thats cool man.
friend 2: wait why the hell do you have a boner?
friend 1: lois has nice tits.
An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."