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when putting bacon in your girlfriends vagina before having sex, while the bacon is in you fuck her until you come. Once ejaculated eat her out.
Last night I did a bacon club.
Best night of my life!
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Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)
A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.