bacon cock

this repacement for the word "word". if you dont know what word means search it! :D

bobby "dude im soo high"
mason "bacon cock"

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bacon cock

1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.

1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."

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bacon wrapped frog cock

When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.

"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."