Bacon Nudes

A genre of Canadian pornography in which the subjects in question are sexually using bacon as a prop.

Also, when normal porn is printed on strips of bacon itself.

I looked at some bacon nudes, then I ate them.

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frying bacon in the nude

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

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