A) Verb. To take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.
B) Verb. A deal sweetener.
Andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that muthafucka to LaRon's aunntie's house where he stay at.
The pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone AND extra ranch sauce.
If the bouncer isn't taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.
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A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.
Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'
Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!
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Fat people sex. Plain and simple.
A threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.
Sharlene and Katie had bacon wrap sex with George McFatty-just to see what it's like! Yuck!
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Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.
Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.
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The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.
Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
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When miss piggy gives Kermit the frog pig head.
"It's going to be a bacon wrapped frog cock when im done with you boy."
Euphemistic saying referring to a nonexistent club for elites that provide themselves special priveleges and opportunities that are not for the otherwise "Joe the Plumber" type people (i.e. they are not affluent enough or in a prestigious enough position to allow them access to the powers of the exclusive club)
A judge was pulled over for tailgating and honking at an unmarked police car, but thanks to being part of the bacon wrapped shrimp club, the judge got away without a citation or warning.