bag bro

n. a person of the male gender who spends his time befriending various dealers of crystal methaphetamine, portraying true friendship and loyalty, while really just ensuring his next fix.
most commonly used as a male-version synonym for the slang words 'bag ho'.

Stephanie: "Man, Mikah is so cool, he's like, my bag bro!"
Heather: "What do you mean? That he's got your back?"
Stephanie: "Oh hell ya!!"
Heather: "Sure he do... As long as ya got a SACK!!"

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Bro Bag

A variation of douche bag, used to describes bros. Bro bags are most commonly found at the gym, using the mirror more than the weights. You know the type, while they're walking they glance over in the mirror, look away, then stop to do a double take. Bro bags aren't just big bros, this term can apply to scronny bros as well

(Wow, with all the bro bags at the gym lately I can actually use a machine. They use the mirror at the gym more than anything else)

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just put the fries in the bag bro

A form of belittling used by people who don’t believe in someone's business idea. Implying they should anticipate their future employment at a fast food establishment serving them.

Commonly used to humiliate but can be used to teach.

Human1: “I’m going to open a business that creates dirt to helps worms queef”

Human2: “What? That’s so dumb. Bro will never retire his parents. Just put the fries in the bag bro!”

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Bag bro

A male/man that chases the dope bag.

That Billy is only dating Amy because she sells dope, He's a total bag bro.

Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach