Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

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Bag Check

Using any type of bag (bags with strings work great)and putting it over their head. Tie the bottom of the bag around the neck of your victim, and beat them violently but not too badly. Leave them there to wonder wtf happened?!

Bag Check: Sneak up on a friend, wrap the bag around his/her head...
Punch that bitch in the back of the head!
HAUL ASS!!
They never knew what hit them...

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Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.