bag dancer

A person who enjoys dancing with a scrotum. Usually holding it at arms length between both thumbs and pointer fingers, with elbows slightly bent. Most beginning bag dancers are known to start slowly, with an easy song, such as "boogie shoes" by k.c. and the sunshine band.

"I was at the ass-donger Cafe last nite, and a guy with well groomed eye brows started to be a bag dancer to November Rain by guns n roses..it was epic!, so much so, I launched an iron pipe in my pants!"