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bag me

asking for nudes

dude i asked alex to bag me and she did! bro it was sick. her ass doe

by ewschool August 27, 2015

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bagged me a homer

1. From the Simpsons. Lurleen Lumpkin wrote and sang it about Homer Simpson to let him know that she's in love with him.

2. The Simpsons fans use it to describe getting the man of your dreams.

1. "I've been slumpin' off season, but now I've found the reason, I've struck on a love that is true. I used to play the field. I used to be a roamer. But season's turnin' around for me now, I've finally bagged me a Homer. That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer"

2. Denise: "I hear you've been seeing Mike?"
Cheryl: "Yeah, he's amazing, looks like I finally bagged me a Homer!"

by LeGenius November 7, 2013


bagging me/him/her/them out

Australian slang meaning 'make fun of' or 'insult'. Other variations: bag(s) out, bagged out.

"You're always bagging me/him/her/them out!"

by Imogen565 September 18, 2007

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got that bag on me

Got money, chasing money and getting money.

I got that bag on me so I'm going to cash out at the Gucci store

by Cookie97! March 14, 2017


ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004

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me bag

When someone can get their own testies into their mouth.

"Hey look over there at Mike, he's 'me bagging' himself!!!"

by diseased sheep June 29, 2005

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Bag me bro

A phrase or term used in which you have no other ways of getting luck and resort to getting teabagged by your friends and that will somehow turn out good for you.

"Shit, a hunter! Bag me bro!" - Halo Reach

by idkjustdealwithit August 18, 2011