Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.

Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"

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bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out

Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!

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Bag Baby

(Noun)
Anyone chasing a bag, seeking wealth, pursuing financial security.

Plural (bag babies)

“The bag baby/babies is(are) attempting to create several streams of income.”

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about as smart as a bag full of dead babies

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.

25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".

Bag baby

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag

Your nothing but a dirty bag baby