bag of mice

When a man's pants or bathing suit are so tight, that the fabric surrounds their package, creating the look of a bag of mice.

Hey, check out buddy's bag of mice. No, not him, the guy in the worn out Speedo.

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dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,

Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!

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Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice