Bag of pucks

A term used by hockey fans to quantify the value of a player. The team that owns the rights to a player worth a bag of pucks, would be happy to trade that player for the smallest return possible.

Sabres fans-If our rookie isn't ready yet, we will need a temporary fix at center.

Canadian fans-You can have Scott Gomez for a bag of pucks.

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”