Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

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Bagel Fuck

When a man fucks a woman through a bagel, simultaniously penetrating the bagel, and the woman.

"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."

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bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

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