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Bagging the Groceries

A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.

LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.

by KarstensMomIsStacy January 17, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag her groceries

Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!

"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."

by Phisto November 7, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


i'd bag her groceries

It is the same as saying "I'd hit that".

"hey dude look at that chick over there I'd bag her groceries".

by monkey lover0 March 2, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagging Groceries

Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'

Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'

by FrankinFannyAA November 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagging groceries

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.

Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

by Mr.Sacman May 20, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males

1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries

by Venetian December 29, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagging your own groceries

When you shoot the basketball and rebound your own missed shot and score it after one or multiple rebounds.

Willis needs to either learn how to shoot or learn how to bag his own groceries.

by cardinal_fan October 25, 2004

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