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a place to meet a certain type of woman..........usually the older divorced type that are desperate for cock. generally a knocking shop(uk)or seedy bar open til late,with shit 80<s music and a worse dj.but , guaranteed a leg over
fuckin ell , at that bags ball last night , i coulda balled any one of the desperate old bags!
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The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..
This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..
Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..
A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
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same as your nut sack
Oh! She kicked me in my hairy ball bag.
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Noun meaning scrotum and testes
Who knew that two in the pink, one in the stink, would get you kicked in the ball bag?
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this is when someone rubs you up the wrong way and you have no choice but to retaliate with a childish but seemingly funny piece of jargan
give me my mother f*%#ing book back you f&%#ing ball bag
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