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Code word for engaging in homosexual activities.
Those two dudes have totally been bailing hay.
"BAIL OF HAY" used when someone has taken something too far and no-one laughs. This is in place of a tumbleweed, a bail of hay is bigger therefore the joke is shitter. A quick wave of the arm across the body can also symbolise this term.
"yeah and then you take a shit on her chest!!"
(silence)
"BAIL OF HAY!!"
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A hairy pussy of someone from a farm.
I met this chick at a barn party and she had a wicked hay bail.
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A fat bowl of low-grade marijuana packed in a water-cooled apparatus.
That fucker Bill kept packing me hay bails until I blacked out.
Don't pack a hay bail, I just want a little ripper.
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Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!
"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".
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There is another opportunity out there.
Take a chance.
Similar to there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
John: I don't like my job.
Mary: Behind every door there is another bail of hay.
When a woman doesn’t wash her pubic region for a few days, to the point of an unsavory smell and oily pubes ( slightly wet feeling). Then finds a man to go down on her. When he goes down, and gets close enough to notice she’s unclean, the woman grabs him by the back of the head and shoves his face in her pubes while grinding his nose in them, back-and-forth. Getting it all over his face.
“You know why you don’t bang girls you bring home from the GYM!?”
“No… why?”
“Because it hot and steamy down there like a Moldy Hay Bail!”