Bait Hole

A state of being which is horrendously painful but also joyously satisfying after consuming extremely large amounts of delicious calorific food. Like a cuisine version of a ket hole. The more you eat, the deeper the hole. The hole can often restrict the victims mobility for a number of hours post-comsumption and also cause severe black outs. An addiction to baitholes can also lead to morbid obeasity, heart failure and death.

"Rrrrr fuck, I shouldn't of stuck that jumbo sausage up me arse after I scranned that 16inch meat feast with a doner kebab and chips, I'm in a bastard bait hole."

"Hew Pet, stick me fucking tea on, I'm clamming for a Bait Hole."

" A fucking salad? There'll be no bait holes for me the neet!"

" Someone ring 999, am in a Bait hole!"

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Bait-hole

A person who begins to tell a secret but then retracts his statement

"Did you guys hear about Shawna's big w- oh wait, never mind I can't tell you it's a secret"
"Come on dude. Don't be such a bait-hole."

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