baitin'

To masturbate

"Where's Joey?"
"He's been baitin' in his room for the last 2 hours."

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baitin'

Masturbating during an IDF attack in Afghanistan.

When the supervisor came to Joey's room to make sure he hadn't been blown up by the IDF, Joey said "Go away! I'm baitin'!"

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Polish Buck Baitin'

An ancient deer hunting intimidation tactic; where one finds and smears deer droppings on one's rigid phallus and chaotically punishes that scatty bishop until stormy discharge of hot sticky ropes.

Steve was having trouble spotting deer. On his 3rd day out, he decided to employ the art of Polish Buck Baitin'. The blast radius of fainting Doe was roughly 3 miles.

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