Baking a meatloaf

When a bald guy wears a baseball cap and gets a sunburn, and the resulting burn pattern resembles a hunk of meatloaf on the back of their head.

Max: "Woah, looks like you're baking a meatloaf on your noggin!"
Thomas: "Damn, should've worn sunscreen I guess!"

Oven-Baked Meatloaf

Complicated and disturbingly, creative sex position:

Involving a woman doing a yoga head stand, her turtle heading partner, and a mutual fecal fetish.
(Some skills required)

"Let's do Oven-Baked Meatloaf again; that never gets boring!"

"Ya know, instead of Beefstew, I'm in the mood for some hot, fresh Oven-Baked Meatloaf!"

"If we are going to have Oven-Baked Meatloaf, again ...this time, make sure the oven is pre-heated and the meatloaf is ready to be baked."

"Oven-Baked Meatloaf: nothing like the shit your mom cooks; it's loads better."

"I'm not a big fan of Beefstew, but Oven-baked Meatloaf sounds good."

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