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when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed
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When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
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The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.
My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah
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Another term for steroids/juicing. Term often said in baseball.
Henry: did you hear that Nelson Cruz admitted to eating well balanced breakfasts his 2013 season?
Maurice: Yeah I could tell he got a lot bigger
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eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up
Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!
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