ball paste

The thick pungent paste that forms on your scrotum after exercise or prolonged exposure to heat.

I got so hot from working outside in the oppressive heat that I developed a huge amount of ball paste.

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schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

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