ball rubber

The off hand of a master jack-off artist. Most men only need one hand to jack-off. That hand is called the dick beater. The true artist don't waste the off hand and puts it to work too, rubbing their balls.

Dude, you touched my food. Was that your dick beater, or your ball rubber?

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Rubber balls & liquor

Origin: grade school

Definition: What you did to your girlfriend last night.

Kid 1: What did you have for breakfast yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you have for lunch yesterday?
Kid 2: Rubber balls & liquor
Kid 1: What did you do to your girlfriend last night?
Kid 2: Rub 'er balls & lick 'er

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rubber ball gag

a sex toy in which the person who's mouth it is in can't scream or say anything

I let my girlfriend use a rubber ball gag on me, so when I'm in pain I can't scream.

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