balljam

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.

"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."

balljam

The smelly, pasty crud that builds up between your nutsack and your inner thigh after you haven't washed down there for a few days

Jane started to go down on Tim but when she caught a whiff of his balljam she realized she should have brought a butter knife with her to spread it on some bread.

Balljam

When you are at work and someone asks you for help and you know it will take all day but you have to help them anyway.

I was sitting at my desk and I got a balljam of a request!