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When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.
I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.
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When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis
"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"
Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
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When you can't get an erection so you grab the base of your dick and swell the head like a tulip, and then begin punching her fartbox with your limp dick.
I told you to stop "Balloon-Dicking" me!
When someone blows you, filling your dick like a balloon.
Female clowns give me balloon dick.
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When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
Where you are with a girl, whip out a condom, put it on and she blows into the condom so it expands.
Damn, i was with a girl last night and she randomly gave me a Dick Balloon