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balls and sticks

The name given to a game of pool or billiards at a gay bar.

Here at the rainbow club we play balls and sticks, it's kind of like pool but we play by different rules.

by Truefactor March 14, 2019


My balls are sticking to my legs

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

by Nutthead June 19, 2010

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