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1: a pathetic loser
2: a lazy sloth of a person
3: In the workplace, one who doesn't carry his/her own weight,making others pick up their slack.
Mark " Carl banged in sick today because he knew we would be busy"
David " Carl's a fucking ballwash"
Mark " Carl's a douchebagging ballwash, piss on him"
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corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
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more intense/pitiful form of sucking up
Joe Says "Peter is sooo cool!"
Tom says "Stop ballwashing him!"
Matt says "Damn Ballwashers..."
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1) Someone who believes in the globe theory.
2) Some who simps for NASA.
3) A Nerd that spews squiggly math and science.
4) Being Ballwashed is a mental issue.
-Look at Frank getting angry and belittling at that flat earther. He is showing clear signs of ballwashedism. (what a pathetic loser)
-Paul sleeps in a rocket ship bed at 30+yr old and stays up all night watching space movies. Paul is ballwashed.
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One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.
This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
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a phenomenon that happens to males while pooping on an oversensitive auto flush toilet.
Steve: I was taking a dump at Home Depot, reached down to answer my phone, it triggered the autoflush and it drenched my sack.
Jeremy: Dude, sounds like you got a ballwash.
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One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly
"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."
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