When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.
Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.
Fake, photoshopped carpet python that never existed.
Check out my banana carpet python. Now buy some jaguars from me!!!!
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weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet