dancing banana

the funniest damn buddy icon on the internet

All shall hail to the greatness of the dancing banana.

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dancing banana

Noun. Sex act. Involving most often a green, unripened (and thusly firm) banana, preferrably microwaved to a warm temperature then gently inserted into a man's anus where it may pleasurably rub against the prostate. After a while, the banana handler begins battering the recipient, making the phallus appear to be a dancing banana.

Hooker: "Sure, sweety, just name a sex act that can happen between two people, and I've done it"

John: "Ever done a dancing banana?"

Hooker: "Only once before, ... back when I was in love. I swore I'd never do it again."


Frat bag: "yeah, brah, that slut got so drunk last night, I convinced her to give me a dancing banana!'

his Brah: "DAYUM DB, that was my sister!"

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Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.

"Dude what's my password?"

"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"

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Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.