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smacking someone with your penis, generally because they were being rude or disrespectful towards you
Sir Allan II: wats cooking ugly faggot ass bitch lookin
Loki: stfu b4 i banana slam you
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The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.
Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"
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A very violent handjob; a hardcore handy.
1. Dude: Oh man, that girl slams bananas. Don't try and pick her up.
2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.
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banana slam (or smash) is a regular slam but with a huge banana
"lemme banana slam you"
A party where various apes throw their shit around them whilst a Nintendo 64 is stuck on the title screen of Donkey Kong 64.
Zookeeper 1: Dude those monkeys are freaking throwing their shit everywhere!
Zookeeper 2: Those APES are throwing a Banana Slam-A-Ramma, broski. Let them live!
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Beating your meat to Winston rule34
"That competitive game sure was stressful. I think it's time to get banana slammed."