bang scale

a 1-10 rating system for women, however they are given handicap points based on the assumption they will sleep with you that night. Other features are considered, differing from the typical 1-10 scale, like: would she be good in bed? how hot is her body? etc. A typical 1-10 scale generally only puts things like - face and body into account.
Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

Well that girl over there is only a 6, but with those dance moves, she's definitely a 10 on the bang scale.

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Big Bang Scale

A game of 2 or more players (usually of the same sex) where colours are used to code the sexual attraction (fuckability) of a member of the opposite sex.

Red = Would not bang or poke on Facebook or with someone else's bargepole. Run the FUCK away.

Yellow = "Take her out for a seafood dinner and never call her again". Do-able but after alcohol consumption.

Blue = Acceptable - individuals you are actually attracted to.

Black = Would definitely 'bang'.

UV = Fucking insane. Would resort in multiple pregnancies.

Darrell: "Dude, what you reckon to that girl over there on the Big Bang Scale?"

Josh: "She's not quite a blue, so yellow!"

Darrell: "So harsh man! I'd easily say she's a blue!"