banging the drum

The act of tonguing the periniem (area between the testes and the anus) vigorously

Douche 1: So I was totally getting head from this thot and then she started banging the drum!
Douche 2: *100 emoji*

Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

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bang on the drum

To perform a sexual act upon yourself.. Masturbate.. Jerk off.. skin the weasel.. spank the one eye'd monkey.. etc..

This is mainly for men..

The female version check flick the bean, tipping the man in the canoe, etc..

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on the drum all day.

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Bang Like a Drum

To achieve congress with, in a particularly vigorous manner

Bang Like A Drum:
Guy#1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Guy#2: Are you kidding? I banged that like a drum.

On Dragons' Den
'Deborah, I will bang you like a drum for an investment of £1,000,00'

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