Barbie Freaker

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.

"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."

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