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When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"
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The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
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BASF stands for Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart. To do a proper BASF one must drop one's drawers and sit, bare ass, on a hardwood floor and then rip a monster fart. The vibration of the buttcheeks against the hardwood creates a natural reverb chamber/amplifier resulting in a thunderous cacophony akin to a gunning a chainsaw while firing an M-16.
Joe's BASF (Bare Ass Shrapnel Fart) blew a hole through the parquet and now the Celtics have to play home games at Sacred Heart until they fix it.
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