barn door

When a man has his fly open and visible

Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).

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barn door

vb. 1. the act of purchasing an item at a reduced price before the real value has restored to potentially make a profit.
n. 2. an item purchased before the real value has restored.

Jon believed that barn dooring as many players as possible would hide the fact he knows nothing about football because he is gay.

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barn door

implying that someone is as ugly as a farmyard animal

someone forgot to close the barn door!!
(said in a bitchy camp voice)

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Barn Doors

Barn Doors is a reference to someone’s butt cheeks. It deprived from “back door” which is slang for anus.

“Did you see Jeffrey’s barn doors! “

“He has the barn doors of a dancer”’

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Barn Door Open

Used casually to slip into conversation that the zip on someone's trousers is unfastened, prompting them to do it up.

Rob: 'Jake, you've got a barn door open.'
Jake: 'What's that?'
Rob: 'The zip on your trousers is undone.'
Jake: 'Oh, thanks' (Fastens zip up)

barn door savage

Aggressive country bumpkin usually with a ruddy complexion always ready for a scrap with the "townies".

"I went for a drink in a country pub but the local barn door savages kept spoiling for a scrap"

Barn Door Syndrome

Abbreviated BDS

The act of going into a room where the door is closed then exiting leaving the door wide open hence the phrase "Were you raised in a barn"?

This activity often annoys the other people in the room who deem privacy and peace and quiet an upmost concern.

Wtf man does she have Barn Door Syndrome? She can't even close the door back when she comes in! I'm trying to play a game here and they are yelling in the other room WTFOMGBBQ