Barzeen

A smoking hot meerkat lookalike of a man. Has never touched a woman and yearns for acknowledgment from one. He gets excited at the touch of his own mother. He loves baked beans on a plain tortilla and is willing to eat his own fecal matter if thats what it comes to. He enjoys to cross dress in secret and wears a generous amount of ocean blue lipstick at all times. He smells like the inside of a dead badgers gut, but in an oddly pleasant way. His glutes are comparable to Kim kardashian and his thighs are simply exquisite. He is truly a wonder of a creature.

You haven’t showered in a while you smell like a Barzeen.

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