Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)

1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.

Bass Boner

A common phenomena that occurs within the groin region of a male's body.

Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.

It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.

You thought that was a Bass Boner, imagine skrillex.

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