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When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet
Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.
A bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. A 'Dick Bat' is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh cock to suck.
Basically a cock sucker.
Person A: "Why does Kayla always stay after the game?"
Person B: "homie she be dick bating the whole team"
Person A: "Wow, a straight dick bat!"
Person A: "dude yesterday i was over at kyles house and his mom gave me the best oral sex!"
Person B: "Yea, last time i was over there i got my dick sucked too. Kyles mom is a total dick bat"
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1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.
Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...
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The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball
GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro
Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.
He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.
Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.
The penis of a flying animal called a bat
My homie has a bat dick up his ass