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bath houses...

The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:β€œOne should never throw bricks at glass houses”.

David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...

by jayme mcdaniel September 11, 2005

5πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


bath house

A place where men go in order to have hot and horny sex with each other.

These places usually offer two options : renting a locker or a "room". Most of these rooms are small, but can be equipped with a TV (displaying gay porn) or large mirrors.

A decent bath house usually offers the following : spa, sauna, hammam, showers, dark/back room(s), movie rooms or TVs, a bar. Some bath houses also have glory holes, a movie theater, a weightlifting room, a large lockerroom, male masseuse, a swimming pool, etc.

I feel like having meaningless sex with a sexy guy, so I might go to the bath house.

I was into an incredibly hot orgy in that room at the bath house; the door had remained open and guys kept coming in.

by sk1tz01d December 30, 2005

109πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


bath house

A place where men go to have sex with other men. Many of them are absolutely disgusting and reek of rotting semen and growing bacteria. Beware, 9 times out of 10 they are filled to the brim with people on a field trip from the aged fat people home. STD's get spread here like peanut butter on a sandwich. Most bathhouses are very dark so you can't see who's groping you or rubbing their dick up against your ass. Many people liken them to haunted houses because of the dark lighting, horrible stench, and theme rooms which include mazes, sling rooms (for sadistic freaks), glory holes, doctors offices, and creepy old men lurking around who look like sex offenders.

Naive Gay teen: I'm going to a bath house for the first time.. It sounds like so much fun! I'm gonna suck and get fucked by as many hot men as I can.

Smart Gay man: Noooo, don't go there. Ew. It will scar you emotionally, particularly since you're in shape, young, and fairly attractive. Creepy, old morbidly obese men will grope you in the middle of the dark.

by audiomuse1 August 15, 2011

66πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


bath house

A place that homosexuals go to have hot nasty anonymous sex. Often while cruising in white, surprisingly clean towels.

He was in the bath house sling, getting plowed like a Nebraska corn field.

by Chad Hunt May 25, 2005

78πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


bath house

a sub genre of electronic dance music (EDM), a style of music with deep rythmic bass tones, and a melody.
This type of music is typically played for gays, in a bath house environment. Bath House is characterized by long emotional trance-like breaks, searing diva vocals and sometimes a piano riff, or saxophone, chicago-house style. A vocal loop is not included with this definition, it must be a longer than 16 bars, non-repetitive.

"He was DJing very well, but then he got too bathy"
"That track has it all, sax, piano and diva vocals...its Chicago Bath House"

by scubastever May 15, 2007

29πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


bath house

1. UncleJesse's 2nd home.
2. The main gathering area for all middle aged confirmed bachelors living in the Than Frandithco area.
3. Unofficial meeting place for the Man Frandisco Democratic Party.

I heard UncleJethy caught the gay-cancer at his favorite bath house. Das' fuct up yo. Hopefully he doesn't infect the canine community.

by Pug to the Po March 4, 2008

33πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.

Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž