bath soaps

The gift you give when you don't know what to get someone. Similar to gifting gift cards.

I don't know what the fuck to get Kalyani! Maybe I'll get her a set of Pumpkin Tea bath soaps.

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Subterranean Bath Soap

The act of melting three specific fruits, freezing them, melting them again, freezing them once more, throwing them off a cliff, scavenging the shards of frozen fruit that fell from the cliff, rubbing them against a tree, then shoving every shard up their lover's rear all at once.

"Oh baby gimme some Subterranean Bath Soap right now I need it"