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A condom that is worn by a male while masturbating solely for the purpose of avoiding the making of a sticky, jizzy mess.
Terrance is such a chronic masturbator that he started using a Batting Glove to beat is meat. Now his carpet is not all matted and he doesn't have to keep a gak towel around all the time.
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just like a baseball glove protects your hand from the baseball, u put a condom on your penis to protect u from STDs, unwanted pregnancy
see bat and two balls
Horney guy: i need to go to the store and buy some bat gloves.
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The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.