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The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.
One loses when they go soft.
Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?
Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!
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Trashed. Typically involving the aftermath of a party. Requires cleaning and deoderizing of the environment (house, car, boats).
Generally smells of beer, liquor and cigarette smoke.
Someone spilled beer in my car last night and now it is battlefucked.
After that party, my house is battlefucked.
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The act of a superior promoting a subordinate by having inappropriate relations with them and by virtue thereof, giving the subordinate the rank equal to or one higher than the superior. Normally seen in the military.
"Hey man, have you noticed that Private Doe has been acting like her shit doesn't stink lately? - Yeah. Rumor has it that the boss gave her a battlefuck promotion."