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A tiny scar or mark that a bro likes to point out and pretend is hardcore even though he got it from eating shit off a ten inch hight dirt ramp.
Bro: dude you should see my battle scars
Guy: oh, how'd you get that?
Bro: uhhh.... you know....
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Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin
water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!
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the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.
man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
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Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.
Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"
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The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.
Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.
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The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."
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The act of cuming in a sock and them putting dog treats in there and beating your girlfriend in the face with it.
Last night i gave my girl a battle scar
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