battle the rancor

V. - the act of having a particulalry tough time moving one's bowels. Usually accompanied by loud moans and/or the cursing of whatever may have caused such a strenous time on the porcelain throne. A reference to the Star Wars film, Return of the Jedi, where Luke Skywalker battles a giant shit monster in a cave that looks like Jabba the Hut's toilet.

I had some bomb ass tacos yesterday, but when I got home I had to run for the toilet and battle the rancor.

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