Battle Whore

A battle whore is an older woman (Usually around the age of someones grandmother) that dresses like she is still 17 and is a complete slut. Also she must have a few scars, wrinkles, or other noticeable blemishes of some kind. Similar to a Cougar but much more cock-hungry.

Guy #1: So last night I was at the bar and this old lady kept winking at me.

Guy #2: Eww, so what did you do?

Guy #1: I did what any drunk guy would do....

Guy #2: .......?

Guy #1: I slayed that Battle Whore.

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